I found out why I'm not getting hired

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  1. Gorian
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    Gorian everybody do the flop! Council Member

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    Gorian, Apr 20, 2014
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    Supplice He who flatters his superiors, betrays them. Council Member

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    What the fuck... O_O
     
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    Gorian everybody do the flop! Council Member

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    it's supposed to be a parody of sysadmin job postings... but it's pretty damn accurate
     
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    PsychoAco WAY STATUS: LOST Triumvir

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    I know right? How exactly am I supposed to be fluent in every server architecture and programming language ever conceived?

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    PsychoAco, Apr 20, 2014
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    Gorian everybody do the flop! Council Member

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    right? Very often they seem like they are written by someone who searches "IT" or "network" and then writes a list of all the associated words and acronyms they can find on wikipedia.
     
    Gorian, Apr 21, 2014
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    Cryzark little lady wants away from your stench Specialist

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    Gorian, never wears shoes? Confirmed.
     
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    Cryzark, Apr 22, 2014
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